1. State Chaos - give us a brief history of all band members and of the band so far!
2. Describe your fellow band members in 4 slanderous words apiece one of which must be toolbox related!
3. Tell us about the most prized and loathed posessions in your CD collection and what is your fave punk rock song of all time?
Got no CD's all my shit on vinyl. I'm an 80's child and hate revamped shit and hate CD's to clean 'n' polished - that aint punk.
4. Jack Russell porn - is this the way forward for ex-Starsky and Hutch fans?
No I'd say Great Dane porn because they have bigger twats 'n' tits methinks because our ex-drummer told us.
In my opinion that's a tough one with 3 writers in the band we all write about different shit and different issues just hope the message gets out.
6. Tell us about your local scene - the venues, promoters, faces etc.
No comment or we will never get any gigs.
7. Heroes and zeroes in life and music please?
Heroes - don't need any don't class any one better than myself - don't give a shit who they are or what they dun. Every one can be a legend in their own head.
8. Crumblenob McGuffin once ate four printers, 2 desks and a photocopier on his way to winning the gold medal in the Office Eating Olympics. I am currently trying to digest a couple of staplers but am worried when it comes to toilet time. If you could eat an office item what would it be and could you write a 4 line poem about it.
I'd eat the dim secretary
Calling that shit you see on MTV punk - punk cheap plastic commercial do as we say or lose you record deal contract bollox. Let the kids see proper stuff like GBH, Discharge, Exploited and us.
10. What would be the ideal gig for State Chaos to play on - tell us the ideal venue, line-up and beer on sale!
Any just like to play with people we've heard of. Old school 80's stuff and buy us a drink and say thanx for supporting would be nice.
11. Tim 'Punk4Life' Davies has started dressing as an Action Man. He has scarred his own face, wears full combat gear and is thinking about having his genitals removed to achieve the full 'action man blank' look. Would you have an affair with an action man toy or are you more a Stretch Armstrong adorer? Elaborate please!
12. Push the band for all they are worth mate and convince us they are a unit to check out.
FOR OLD SAD BASTARDS FAST AS FUCK NOISE OLD SCHOOL.CHECK OUT OUR GIGS 'N' PROFILE 'N' LET THE WORLD TELL US.