1. Give us a brief history of your musical career so far and tell us about your current project RBH. Also if you can add any walnut based anecdotes I am sure people would be happy to read them - I know I would!
I started in a punk band called Disaster Zone then spent 6 yrs in One Man Stand. RBH are the masters of wank metal and we hate walnuts.
The best have been Stockport The Thatched House, Blackburn The Charles Napier (set smoke alarms off). The worst would have to be Bradford Exchange (death threats). I'm not sure if any of these venues sell walnuts as I only order cider.
RBH's main influences are Stormtroopers of Death, Macc Lads, punk 'n' thrash music. We have never considered ourselves to be serious that's why we started to be the masters of wank metal, our stuff is tongue in cheek, some serious bands don't get it (fuck em) have a laugh with us and at us. Convictions-Wychfinder is a sexual deviant, I've been done for drunk 'n' disorderly, Arsey doesn't have time to get in trouble as he's too busy wearing his right hahd out, Pinto's only crime is looking like an emo and trying to play like Travis Barker from Blink 182.
I have so many best ones depending what mood I'm in. At the moment its gotta be Wonk Unit (Flying the Japanese Flag) and RBH (Lord of the Wrist ep) obviously the worst have gotta be punk rock karaoke(thanx Shaun 3cr)or Crashed Out (think they are boring) give me Upstarts any day. I think Marc Almond would be better named Marc cashew, cashew, cashew(bless you).
Wychfinder-seventies porn star,vocals tache/Arsey-frank gallagher,axe wankery,ginger/Pinto-emo, foreskins of doom,pot noodle/Noz-big fat gut,baldy nut,bass
The highest point would have to be finally doing a cd after 5 yrs(we lost the original 14 songs we recorded) the lowest point is trying to get them to do a practice as I can never find them.
OMD, Jan, Banjo, Boggi, Walnut
Chips 'n' gravy 'n' cod in batter and cider
I'm going back to bed
11. So you are in a band who are the masters of wank metal - this is insane. I masturbated a lump of steel for hours and achieved nothing - I even used a walnut based lube! What is your secret?
Cunt flavoured lollipops
Because we are the masters of wank metal, our fans are known as wankrats and we will rock your face off then we will kill you all,etc.